October 14, 2026.

o.k. teresa you are going to be mad. you told us that it was a bad idea and i want to say that: you were right to say that. totally our bad. it is ok if you are mad. totally cool and i get it.

anyway long story short. me and jimmster and the rest of the boys kidnapped theo for his bachelor party successfully. and it was a lot of fun that we were all having.

unfortunately we did not make it clear to theo (and we might have been a little too real with it... just to make the guy cr*p his pants...) that this was a FAKE kidnapping where we were driving him to Splitterz for 50 cent wing night.

anyway so he flung himself from the van on the highway and died instantly

me and jimmster and the rest of the boys all want to say a big sorry about all of this. we owe u one