October 12, 2026.

Hello sirs/ma’ams. If this has reached the incorrect department, I kindly request you forward it to those whom were intended to receive it. I am writing to express my disappointment in the performance of your product BLOODGRIND.

I purchased BLOODGRIND in good faith based on your advertisements, which appeared in the magazine Photos Of Wet & Dry Blood, published in January, February, and March of 1995.

These advertisements promised, and I quote directly from your copy, to inflict upon me “Infinite Miseries” and “Undying Pain.” I regret to inform you that despite incapacitating me acceptably, after a mere two month stay in the hospital I am nearly back to full health. My misery level has almost returned to a normal level, and due to my modified schedule of painkillers, I am practically pain-free. This is unacceptable.

What are YOU going to do about it?

Please respond care of

Mrs. Fuller-Weiff, London, OH